13 Glitzy Gutsy Comedian Pam Ann Aims to Make Skies Less Friendly More Trendy with Eleven City USA Tour Following the immense success of her sold out European and Canadian tours earlier this year A List hostess to the stars Pam Ann announced she will touch down for her first USA tour in 5 years The glamorous Pucci clad comedian will launch her American tour in Boston on October 10th with stops in Chicago Denver Los Angeles San Francisco Dallas Houston Miami Atlanta and DC dates below The final performance will have place October 28th in New York City at the celebrated Hammerstein Ballroom I am coming to the USA to bring

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